I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops her and says, “Look darling, as pretty a picture as it makes, you’re going to have to put that away. I could cite you for indecent exposure.”“Why?” says the blond.“Your tit is hanging out!” replies the cop, astounded.The blond looks down and says “Oh, shit! I left the baby on the bus again!”A man’s been through a rough patch of health, and the docs can’t work out what’s wrong. After he’s baffled the final expert, his doctor turns to him and says, “We can’t work out why this is happening, but you’re probably going to die in the next three months. What you can do is cut out all fatty and spicy food. Get rid of alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, tea, and any other drugs. take walks every day, but make sure you don’t exercise too hard.”The man says, “Will that give me longer to live?”The doc replies, “No, but it’ll certainly seem. I went back to the couch and after 5 minutes the door opened and mami, as expected, went to the washroom. I quickly went into the room and found out mama was dead asleep and now I was assured that mami needs some serious attention.I went out and waited for her to come out of the restroom. she came out in about 15 minutes and was about to go into the room again. I wanted to stop her and wanted to talk to her but couldn’t think of what to say. I just didn’t want the opportunity to be wasted and just called her,me: MAMI!!She: Yes, all good? u need anything??I couldn’t think about anything and just asked for water. she went into the kitchen and bought me a bottle from the fridge.me: I just couldn’t sleep.she: What’s wrong? Is the couch uncomfortable? Its ok if u want to go in and sleep beside mama ji and I can adjust here.me: No no mami. that’s ok. it’s not about comfort.she: what’s wrong then?me: I was just overthinking. a lot of things going around in my head.she tells me if I can help.
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